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Wednesday, December 09, 2009

Isaac eats EVERYTHING, except food...


Have you met Isaac before???
His name is Isaac, he sneaks into the laundry room...
he eats shoes.
"DON'T you put that shoe in your mouth!"
"What did I say?"
"Get that shoe out of your mouth!"
"Isaac...PUT that shoe down too"
"RIGHT NOW"
He is SUCH a little turkey. He doesn't listen one bit. I'm not sure if he understands what I'm telling him...or if he speaks another language....but, he just does what he wants to do.

If you think eating shoes is GROSS....then, you will want to overt your eyes.
BECAUSE...I've caught him this week in the guest bathroom....eating the rugs!
seriously.
and tonight...I almost died!
SOMEONE (not me), left the toilet seat up....and what did I catch Isaac eating???
YEP....the TOILET BOWL!
seriously.
What do you do?? I pick him up, tell him NO, pop his bum, he's laughing....kicking...thinking this is SO funny. I can't kiss him...he's been licking the TOILET! I can't wash his mouth out with soap (can I?)
Well....I didn't. BUT, I did wet a washrag and scrub his mouth for about 5 minutes.
I did NOT give him a goodnight kiss.
I think he has cooties now....and I need to take him in for a shot.

seriously.

this is our house.
and here's Sir Isaac with his walker...
just sitting on it...
playing his piano...
watching Gabba Gabba...
How was YOUR Wednesday?

Tomorrow is Eli's xmas concert at school (and I STILL can't find my flip video). GOSH...what if I have to break out the BIG OLD camcorder?? I don't even know where in the WORLD that thing is.
I guess I better start looking.

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7 comments:

The Portas said...

Eating toilet bowls now, huh Isaac? :) Wood, shoes, rugs and toilet bowls. Yumm!! Can you imagine how good things like hamburgers and pie and ice cream are going to taste to him someday?

I hope Eli's Christmas concert goes well. Can't wait to see video!!

Hmmmm, what'll be on Isaac's menu today?

Grandma Judy said...

Hey, I never got to see Chris' concert. Now Eli? Girl, you better get things together!

Sounds like you are going to have to fence in Isaac. Go Isaac GO!

jencooper said...

Isaac.....what are we going to do with you?? You are a silly goose!!

Eating the toilet...ewww...

I hope that you find the Flip. I checked my house again....I don't have it anywhere.

Have fun!

Vanessa said...

Silly Isaac! I would of freaked out if I saw Arianna eating the toilet bowl. lol! Maybe you need to make his food look like shoes, rugs and toilet bowls. lol!

Sarah said...

I like Vanessa's idea... do they make noodles shaped like shoes? LOL. Little guy you just need to understand food is much better than wood and/or ceramic or rubber!

cindy said...

So I don't seem like a total dork...I read this post and the last at the same time, hence the reason for the table eating talk in the one that didn't mention anything about Isaac and his love of munching on random, non-food items!!! :)

Kelly said...

Oh man! He keeps you on your toes!

And to answer your question about what can't I do? That would be draw! I am certainly no artist and can barely draw stick figures! ha.